Leave it to the Universe

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

(via changeisforever)

c-ool-kid-s:

Friday nights spent teaching myself about palmistry

neat!

c-ool-kid-s:

Friday nights spent teaching myself about palmistry

neat!

(via mental-detritus)

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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(Source: glial, via burquitlam)

glowpinkstah:

marapedic:

misternicegaius:

vorpal-claws:

90percentunrelated:

phone and internet at the same time was a legit problem, how many of you even remember that?

I had every single one of these problems

THE LAST TWO THO

Seriously, I can relate to ALL OF THESE. 

LMAO THE LAST TWOOOO!!!!!

Hahaha when all the movies you wanted to watch were already rented. Life was so harddd.

(Source: somethinglikelydia)

“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.”
— Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: crimson-arms, via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

(Source: lucyquin, via wanderlustimmer)

birdonwing:

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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That last picture looks so much like how I imagined the Cheshire cat. I didn’t know that expression was possible on a real cat.  Whoa.

(Source: silent-web-of-wyrd, via imthegreenfairy420)

albinwonderland:

miss-love:

tessmunster:

jessdunn18:

tessmunster:

More new photos modeling for Black Cat Bikinis! Photos & hair by my boo Michele Muerte ♡ I never thought I would model swimwear but here I am. Yea I am not toned & I have a tummy, big thighs & all that stuff but I can hang with the best of ‘em!

I’m sorry but i wouldn’t wear this …. I have self respect…. bare in mind i wouldn’t wear a bikini if i was a toothpick either…

How is wearing a bikini or a ONE piece being disrespectful to my body? Doesn’t make sense boo.

She doesn’t respect herself because she loves herself enough to not hide in shame because of what she’s told by others that her own body should look like?

logic? ? 

Tess is the queen of my fucking LIFE. Stunning lady.  

story of my life though it’s more like “falling asleep while scrolling tumblr”

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via youcantlearnthatatschool)

The 10 Commandments for a Good Life

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1.  I accept that I’m not perfect, and there’s no perfect time – Too many people are hanging around and waiting for the perfect opportunity – or the time when they are perfect and have all the skills they need. But life rewards effort; so get out there and work hard … and eventually you’ll find that you succeed and reach your goals.

2.  I can’t please everyone no matter how hard I try – No matter what you do or how hard you try there will always be someone who’s disgruntled or upset.  So, don’t look for affirmation; just do what you think’s right.

3. I will participate in something I believe in – It doesn’t really matter what activity you choose, as long as it is something that ignites your passion … as this will bring fulfilment and true meaning to your life.

4.  I will learn to prioritise and do what matters first – We all get distracted by what seems to be most urgent … or something that is fun and makes life less of a burden. But if you’re going to succeed you need to set priorities. Don’t allow what’s less important to distract you from your course.  

5.  I will be select when it comes to choosing friends – We’re influenced and shaped by the people we spend time with. Their impact is profound – even though this is subconscious. So be wise in who you choose to be your confidantes and friends. Surround yourself with people who inspire and motivate you.

6. I will be there for others, and will help them if I can – In life, we reap what we sow – and that’s a crucial principle. That means the more that you help others, the more they will help you.

7.  I will choose to focus on the positives – Our thoughts affect our feelings and the ways that we behave. If you don’t expect success then it’s likely you will fail – in your work, relationships and life in general. So listen to your self talk … and straighten out your thinking … and start to focus on the positives!  

8.  I will true to myself – You can’t be happy living someone else’s life. You need to discover and develop your own authentic self.That’s when you’re truly beautiful, and life feels meaningful.

9.  I will live in the present and enjoy the “now” – The past is gone and the future isn’t promised.  Life is happening in this moment, so cease the day and enjoy “now”.

10.  I will look for the good and be thankful for each day – Life is full of gifts, if we will only stop and notice. If we choose to be thankful, and treasure all life’s gifts, then we’ll find our lives are filled with joy and happiness – and the hurts and disappointments won’t weigh us down as much.

(via psych-facts)